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January 02, 2006

The Power of Shame

The good people of Tennessee have come up with a new way to punish drunk drivers, Hester Prynne style. According to CNN, first time DUI offenders will have to pick up trash for 24 hours while wearing orange jumpsuits emblazoned with the words "I am a Drunk Driver."

To help prevent us all from being exposed to bad ads, I've decided that the marketing community should adopt a similar law.

For instance, why not make those responsible for "Crumbelievable" wear a shirt that says "I'm a Crumbelievable Art Director".

Or perhaps we could make the entire FCB Chicago office wear shirts tattooed with the Coors Light logo and the words "All Aboard the Love Train".

Without question there are too many awards in this biz, but what about the other side of the coin? Shouldn't we be recognizing those who are truly suckworthy? 

Comments

i am ALL for the Crumbelievable t-shirts. that was THE WORST ad of 2005 for me. It was hard to beat the Coors Love Train, but they did it.


I'm in the camp that believes the Applebee's

creative consistently delivers the worst

bastardizations of songs that were shitty to

begin with. Consistency is something even

great agencies lack.

I say crumbelievable is a one hit wonder

compared to juggernaut of suck that is

Applebee's. Let's get ready to cruuumbllle.

OK, I hear you on Applebee's. Consistently sucky, no doubt. But I wouldn't rule out a resurgence of suckitude at Kraft given the success of crumbelievable.

I'll even go so far as to say that Kraft

may have ripped Applebee's off, or at least

drew a large part of their inspiration from

AB's legendary "Simply Irresist-a-Bowl" spot.

The Assies. Awards show at the Flynt Publishing Building in LA.

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